Laughing Bee
Compter Jokes and Internet Humor

COMPUTER RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T KEEP THIS YEAR

* I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

* I will stop sending email to my roommate.

* I resolve to work with neglected children...my own.

* I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

* When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

* I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear...I'm coming. Never mind.

* No more downloads from alt.binaries.

* I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...monthly, perhaps...

* I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

* I won't try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.

* When I hear, "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."